The hardest working man in the closet

Okay, so the gay prostitute who outed Ted Haggard has now told the Idaho Statesman that he also had sex with Larry Craig.

Yes, he does a book coming out detailing his sordid affair with the former preacher (and "reformed" former homosexual) and he does come across as sort of a shameless publicity hound, but come on, it's too good not to to believe.

In essence -- at least according to old school health video logic -- Haggard and Craig have had sex.

Haggard and Craig. Gross.