It would be fine if he paid for the sex

Larry Craig is officially gay.

Oops. I mean Larry Craig is officially a gay problem.

The National Gay and Lesbian Task Force has decided to fight the Senate ethics investigation into Craig's now uber-infamous and uber-boring toe tap into history at an airport bathroom this year.

The NGLTF main man, Matt Foreman, wrote to Sens. John Cornyn, R-Texas, and Barbara Boxer, D-Calif., to protest the "seeming" hypocrisy between the senate reaction to Craig and to that of Louisiana's unimpressive Sen. David Vitter, who paid for the lady loving.

We are writing to state the inherent contradiction between your treatment of illegations of ethical misconduct by Senator Larry Craig and Senator David Vitter and to insist that you open an investigation into Sen. Vitter’s conduct. There is no explanation for the diametrically opposed responses to these two situations, other than hypocrisy tinged by homophobia. There are only two ways to resolve this: drop the investigation into Sen. Craig or investigate the allegations surrounding Sen. Vitter.

I'm sure Craig loves that the gay rights groups have embraced him like the reluctant, emotionally repressed orphan he sorta is. Or something.

Poofter.