As long as we all hate the gays

As everyone else tries to make an issue about Mitt Romney's Mormonism and his strange under garments, he wants the good folks in Iowa to be concerned about banning gay marriage through a Constitutional Amendment.

In his "colorful" brochure being sent to every Iowa caucuser (?), Romney points out that McCain, Thompson and Guiliani oppose such an amendment -- which would have little chance of passing, cost tons of money and divert from any solid issue that could affect the everyday lives of Americans.

Say, like, health care costs rising so high the U.S. will go bankrupt?

But that's not important right now. Just so long as everyone in Iowa remembers they should vote to protect their marriages, which are legal and are in no danger of being declared otherwise.

Or something like that.