1. If you're not willing to watch a child without the aid of a leash, you shouldn't have one.
2. A Wendy's in another country is still just a Wendy's.
3. Southern women will make friends with anyone and everyone in a ten-foot radius if you leave them alone for a minute.
4. Canadians don't appreciate being made fun of in their own country.
5. That being said, Canadians take a long time to run a cash register.
6. Kris Kristoferson acts terribly.
7. You never, ever pack the map. It stays in the car. At all times.
8. Native Americans can rock out.
9. It is not OK for a non-Native American to rock out with Native Americans.
10. Grandparents initiate sappy moments at every possible juncture.
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